Top 5 CHD Back to School Essentials
Not all merch is created equal. Here are the five pieces that belong in every CHD listener's college wardrobe.
1. Daddy Gang Logo Hoodie
This is the MVP. The oversized cut works for every body type, and the front pouch pocket holds your phone, keys, and meal card. In 2026, the most popular color is heather grey - it hides coffee stains (trust me on this). The hoodie features a screen-printed logo on the chest and a smaller "Call Her Daddy" text on the sleeve. Price: $55-$65.
Why it wins: It's the one piece you can wear to the dining hall, the library, and a party without changing. Pair it with bike shorts for hot days or layer it under a denim jacket when temps drop.
2. Call Her Daddy Signature Tee
If you need something for warmer September days, the signature tee is your answer. It's 100% pre-shrunk cotton with a ribbed collar that holds its shape. The front has the classic CHD logo in a retro font, and the back reads "Unwell since 2018." Price: $30-$40.
Styling tip: French tuck it into high-waisted jeans or tie a knot at the hem for a cropped look. Sneakers and a ponytail complete the effortless vibe.
3. Daddy Issues Dad Hat
Hats are huge in 2026 - they protect against the sun and hide day-three hair. This dad hat from the CHD collection comes in black or cream, with an embroidered "Daddy Issues" script. The adjustable metal buckle ensures a perfect fit. Price: $25-$35.
Best for: Morning walks to class, tailgates, or those days when you roll out of bed five minutes before lecture.
4. Unwell Crewneck Sweatshirt
This crewneck uses French terry cotton - it's lighter than a hoodie but warmer than a tee. The front reads "Unwell" in bold letters, a nod to the podcast's signature sign-off. It has a kangaroo pocket and ribbed cuffs. Price: $50-$60.
Why it's worth it: I've tested this against a similar crew from a fast-fashion brand. After five washes, the fast-fashion one pilled, while the CHD crewneck still felt soft. The relaxed fit is perfect for layering over a turtleneck in November.
5. CHD Phone Case
Let's be specific: the iamplastic or SurvivorTech case for iPhone or Android. It's impact-resistant up to 10 feet and has a slim profile that fits in your back pocket. The branding is subtle - a small "CHD" on the bottom corner. Price: $20-$30.
Why you need it: Your phone is your lifeline. Every time you pull it out in class, you're subtly repping the Daddy Gang. Plus, it's the cheapest merch item - an easy impulse buy if you're already grabbing a hoodie.